Best sentence I read today

Jules Crittenden takes the prize:

If demand is that high, it sounds like a lot of working girls could save themselves a lot of trouble, go for the big bucks in a one-off and retire.

Miss Dylan (not her real name) appears to have discovered an untapped market. We can expect a flood of entrants followed by falling prices.

Crittenden also writes, "the whole thing sounds like a story" -- that is, a hoax. I posted on this earlier taking it to be true, but I'm inclined now to hedge my bets, too. If only because you don't expect to see a quarter of million dollars lying in the street.